Wii collateral damage mounting

In addition to shipping with Wii Sports, reports from around the country indicate Nintendo's console comes with danger at no extra cost.

Broken televisions, bruised loved ones, old football injuries flaring up again—has anyone trademarked "Wiitastrophe" yet?

Some admitted fanboys have gone so far as to create a site devoted to collecting stories of these, well, let's call them trageWiis.

Has anyone in the area had a similar problem? What have you done about it? Any local retailers willing to replace snapped Wiimote straps?

[Image courtesy Mayo Clinic.]